"Butter." We call him Butter. The man with whom I have played guitar since fifth grade.

He's the one holding the CD. Yeah, the one titled, "I enjoy felching!"

He won it at Bingo. When I asked Butter if he knew what felching was, he said (quote) "Yeah...isn't that when you suck a fart out of a dead seagull's ass?"

No, I am not kidding.

You'll find examples of his musical artistry on my upcoming CD.

Winter is here, B. Let's make some music.