Her: "So what brings you to Philly?"

Me: "Well, I'm visiting a friend and checking out the city and looking at some potential job opportunities."

Her: "Nice. I moved here five years ago. I love it. I absolutely love it."

Me: "Yeah, I have a good feeling about it. It's one of those things where you never think of a place before for your whole life, you know? You never even considered it, and then suddenly it's everywhere."

Her: "Mmmhmmm."

Me: "I always pay attention to signs like that."

Her: "Yeah..."

Her again: "Do you want a drink?"